This is just a glimpse of my master plan. You'd be foolish not to join my email list for more.
Do not fear the list! My time is valuable. I shall only spend it on you when I have the most earth-shaking missives to convey.
Tragically, my enemies have disabled my email sign-up form. Thus, it is imperative that you send an email to david.k.berg@gmail.com.
(Including "Within My Clutches" or "WMC" somewhere in the subject or message body would be wise.)
Miss my free content and eventual Kickstarter announcement at your peril!